SALTY STANDUP
📍 Salt Market Social, North Shields
📆 Friday 10th October | Doors 7PM | Show 8PM
The Salty Standup is back with another top-shelf lineup of comedy chaos.
This month we’ve reeled in some of the UK’s finest, weirdest and most downright entertaining comics for a Friday night that slaps harder than your Nana’s slipper.
👨🎤 Phil Nichol – Fringe legend, musical anarchist and chaos-bringer. Expect high-octane jokes, songs you definitely can’t play at a christening, and the kind of energy that makes espresso look lazy.
🧠 Tony Burgess – Northern wit with razor-sharp surrealism. A comedy veteran who’s written for Steve Coogan, starred in Ideal, and once described a goldfish funeral with Shakespearean drama. Dead funny, basically.
🪗 David Eagle – Award-winning folk musician turned comedian, spinning stories with heart, humour and the odd accordion solo. Blind since birth, funny since forever. Proper gem.
🎙️ Si Beckwith (Host) – Local hero and master of the mic. Sharp, surreal and sound as a pound. Expect crowd work smoother than your nan’s custard.
🧀 Add craft beer, loaded street food and the best crowd in the North East and you’ve got a night worth ditching your dignity for.
This will sell out!
Tickets out now…
