THE SALTY STANDUP – CRIMBO EDITION 🎄😂
SALT MARKET SOCIAL
FRIDAY 6 DECEMBER 2025 🎤🍻
A heavyweight night of comedy with a line-up stacked with award-winners, cult favourites and the sharpest voices on the circuit. 💥
TONY LAW 🤯🇨🇦
Canadian surrealist, cult icon, and three-time Chortle Award winner. A master storyteller whose TV and radio credits stretch across Have I Got News For You, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Charlie Brooker’s Weekly Wipe and The Infinite Monkey Cage. Tony Law takes stand-up to wild, unpredictable places — The Guardian called him “dangerously funny,” The Telegraph crowned him “The King of post-modern nonsense.” 👑🔥
MATT PRICE 🌍🤣
Cornish-born, London-based, and one of the UK’s finest comedy storytellers. Matt’s resume includes tours across Australia, TV warm-up slots, and support for the likes of Russell Kane and Larry Dean. From Cambodian clubs to criminal hot tubs, Price brings his razor-edged stories anywhere there’s a mic. The Scotsman says he’s “criminally funny,” and they’re right. 🕵️♂️🎭
SALLY ANNE FELLOWES 🌟🚀
A breakout star ripping through the new comedy ranks with a stack of wins: Leicester Square New Comedian of the Year, New Forest New Comedian of the Year, G&B All Stars Winner — and multiple runner-up titles across the UK circuit. Fearless, sharp, and rising fast. 🏆✨
SI BECKWITH 🎙️⚡
The night’s compere. Newcastle’s Si Beckwith brings charm, bite, and lightning-fast wit. A tour support for Carl Hutchinson, Janine Harouni and Nabil Abdulrashid, Beckwith has become a North East favourite with national attention to match. “Razor sharp wit” (The Crack), “Absurdly charming and funny” (NARC). 💎😂
A full-scale alternative comedy hit. 🎅🎄 Salt Market Social. Friday 6 December. 🎟️🔥
