Forget homework… this is one school day you’ll actually want to turn up for! 🎒

Get ready for the ultimate throwback as The Primary School Anthems Day Party takes over Salt Market Social for an afternoon of nostalgia, drag-fuelled chaos and wall-to-wall school disco classics.

Hosted by the outrageous Mutha Tucka as your Head Mistress and Latrine Lurka as your Dinner Lady, expect classroom mayhem, hilarious performances and enough singalong anthems to transport you straight back to the school hall.

🎶 Assembly hymns, school disco bangers and 90s, 00s & early 10s throwbacks

🍽️ Your school dinner is served…
🦖 Turkey Dinosaurs (or veggie nuggets)
🍟 Curly Fries & Beans
🍰 School Cake & Custard

Plus hymn books, blackboards, hopscotch, playground games and a corridor full of nostalgia.

👔 Dress code: Ties, blazers and your best school-day throwback outfit encouraged!

Whether you were teacher’s pet, class clown or detention regular, this is your chance to relive the best bits of primary school with better music, better company and a few drinks thrown in.

🎟️ Class is filling up… secure your place now before the Head Mistress puts you in detention!